Stole this from *ChakotayDgryphon because I thought it was funny and I wanted to see just how insane I am. x3

THE SANITY TEST

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (And tried get back at the darn thing! How unfortunate that it's irrational to try... )
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Do windows count?)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Yup. But it was slowing down, and it was an ATV with a roll cage thingy. Like those Kubota or Kawasaki things.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, and then people gave you weird looks. ( Maybe... >.> )
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (Wild roses HURT)
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Oh yeah I have. Three times just yesterday, as a matter of fact, and all UP the stairs! D: )
[x]You have choked on your own spit. (Not fun! )

TOTAL: 7

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ( "There is no spoon..." WTF, man?!)
[X] You type with three fingers or less. ( Sometimes; occasionally with a pen or pencil instead xD)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (>.> Don't y'all know I'm a bit of a pyro?)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (T-T Pain...)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Does it count if you doze for something like 15 minutes? )
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yup. Hate it when it happens, too. xP Especially about the important things! D: )
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (xD I do this quite often)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (Because I have lame humor )
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Only if I'm intentionally driving my family crazy xD )

TOTAL: 17

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Sometimes )
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (I'm sure I have, but the more entertaining story was one where I ALMOST did. T-T There was this little moth, and it flew up my nose! I coughed and hacked a few times before it came out my mouth. T-T Not fun! )
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. ( ...I hate Physics... Lemme alone! )
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it. (Yessir. xD Slept in my nightgown once like that. )
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Need I even mention that I wear glasses?)

TOTAL: 22

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (Yeah; one of my quirks. x3 )
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (lol Oh yeah! I've fallen backwards in them, too! )
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (And not only in the ceiling; I do this just about anywhere and everywhere. Clouds, kitchen, bathroom, dirt, wood... Need I continue? xD )
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Especially if I'm stalling x3 )
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (Particularly over the phone; my boyfriend can vouch for that! lol)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I dunno. I might leave it unmarked at the time I type this, but then go back and have to mark it because I'm that lame. xD)

TOTAL: 27
GRAND TOTAL: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

According to this, I'm 108% insane! Yay! x3

We will return you to the regular journal in a couple of days. Thank you for your patience.